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Marguerite is a student at the University of Alabama studying Economics and Spanish
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== '''Marguerite Sprain''' ==
  
=== What I Found Funny Recently: ===
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== Early Life ==
Lea Michele has ascended to the role of Fanny Brice in the broadway show ''Funny Girl'' after a life of dreaming of performing this role. After her opening night she got Covid and had to leave the show
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Marguerite, also better known by her nickname Scarface, was born in Birmingham, AL, a city known for its excellent cuisine, beautiful rolling hills, and unmatched ability to segregate a lunch counter in the 1960s. Born in March 2002 like a fresh spring pig, Marguerite came into this world with the fighting spirit of a Japanese Kamikaze fighter. Although her conception was an unexpected little accident, Marguerite came into the world loved and accepted, even though she was born a ginger (insert baby pic here). In order to correct her ginger-borne soullessness, she was raised in a Catholic household where she learned right from wrong. This Catholic foundation influenced much of her upbringing and played a role in deciding many key elements of her life. Take sexuality for example. Similar to the priests, she had a liking for young boys.
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[[File:Marg on the beach.jpg|thumb|Little girl]]
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As the youngest of 4 girls, Marguerite was no stranger to the wrath of angry, hormonal women. Much of her childhood was spent pleasing and appeasing, not out of the kindness of her heart, but out of fear of being once again shoved into a closet. Being the youngest was a weakness because she lacked body strength, but this lack of physical strength she made up for in mental wit and determination, so naturally she was drawn to the theatre.
  
[[File:DayDreamsqq00 02 36qq00028.jpg|thumb|This is dog with wheels]]
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== Hobbies and Interests ==
 
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A naturally curious and theoretical being, Marguerite has many hobbies and interests. Much of her free time she dedicates to the musical arts. She is classically trained on the organ, again highlighting her Catholic roots, and can dabble with the oboe. Not only do her fingers and throat receive the action, but her feet get in on the fun as well. Marguerite really likes to dance. Ever since she was child she couldn’t help the involuntary movements her body would make when the music turned on. She was a slave to the rhymes of Britney, Katy, and Miley, inspiring her first dream job as a popstar. And chase this dream she did. After a few months of performing her own rendition of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas on the streets of LA, it was not long before a label recognized her unique talent of being decently good and mildly attractive. And then, she was off, touring the tristate area at 11 years old. Unfortunately while her album never had commercial success in the United States, the catchy tunes made a splash in places like Papua New Guinea and Pakistan. To this day she still visits her loyal fans to thank them for the success they made her, performing at children's birthday parties and funerals.
=== Potentially Humorous Incident: ===
 
Back in high school, I went on a date with this guy, and after a bit of talking about this and that we started talking about family. Turns out we shared a distant cousin, meaning in some odd way, we were related. The link was distant enough for us to not know each other, but too close for comfort, despite my being from Alabama. We did not go out again.  
 
 
 
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Revision as of 05:53, 7 December 2022

Marguerite Sprain

Early Life

Marguerite, also better known by her nickname Scarface, was born in Birmingham, AL, a city known for its excellent cuisine, beautiful rolling hills, and unmatched ability to segregate a lunch counter in the 1960s. Born in March 2002 like a fresh spring pig, Marguerite came into this world with the fighting spirit of a Japanese Kamikaze fighter. Although her conception was an unexpected little accident, Marguerite came into the world loved and accepted, even though she was born a ginger (insert baby pic here). In order to correct her ginger-borne soullessness, she was raised in a Catholic household where she learned right from wrong. This Catholic foundation influenced much of her upbringing and played a role in deciding many key elements of her life. Take sexuality for example. Similar to the priests, she had a liking for young boys.

Little girl

As the youngest of 4 girls, Marguerite was no stranger to the wrath of angry, hormonal women. Much of her childhood was spent pleasing and appeasing, not out of the kindness of her heart, but out of fear of being once again shoved into a closet. Being the youngest was a weakness because she lacked body strength, but this lack of physical strength she made up for in mental wit and determination, so naturally she was drawn to the theatre.

Hobbies and Interests

A naturally curious and theoretical being, Marguerite has many hobbies and interests. Much of her free time she dedicates to the musical arts. She is classically trained on the organ, again highlighting her Catholic roots, and can dabble with the oboe. Not only do her fingers and throat receive the action, but her feet get in on the fun as well. Marguerite really likes to dance. Ever since she was child she couldn’t help the involuntary movements her body would make when the music turned on. She was a slave to the rhymes of Britney, Katy, and Miley, inspiring her first dream job as a popstar. And chase this dream she did. After a few months of performing her own rendition of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas on the streets of LA, it was not long before a label recognized her unique talent of being decently good and mildly attractive. And then, she was off, touring the tristate area at 11 years old. Unfortunately while her album never had commercial success in the United States, the catchy tunes made a splash in places like Papua New Guinea and Pakistan. To this day she still visits her loyal fans to thank them for the success they made her, performing at children's birthday parties and funerals.