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Gardner is a student at the University of Alabama & a freelance professional dancer based in Birmingham, AL.
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Gardner is a student at the University of Alabama & a freelance professional dancer based out of Birmingham, AL.
  
 
=== What I found funny recently: ===
 
=== What I found funny recently: ===
Yesterday my ballet teacher, stopped the entire class to tell everyone that I was a good dancer -- because of him. What am I supposed to say to that? ....thanks?....But, I mean, can you fault him? He's a great teacher and he knows it. However, I still find it funny that if anyone else had said that, I would have slapped them in the face. This man, however, can get away with just about anything. He then told us that he was angry at the University for not giving him an accompanimist (even though he yelled at the last one) but that "it's okay, I have contract. I can say anything." And he can. He's literally our professor on earth.
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Honestly? You.
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=== Possible Story Humor: ===
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Bates' House of Turkey labels their bathroom "hens" and "roosters." I walked into the "hens" bathroom and there was a old guy in there who told me I was in the wrong bathroom. When he walked out, I heard a whole lot of laughter. When I walked out, people at the restaurant said, "so sorry, we tried to tell him..."
  
 
=== Here's a Keaton screenshot: ===
 
=== Here's a Keaton screenshot: ===
 
[[File:The Scarecrow 2022-09-15 at 2.31.37 PM 1.png|thumb|A True Statement :)]]
 
[[File:The Scarecrow 2022-09-15 at 2.31.37 PM 1.png|thumb|A True Statement :)]]

Latest revision as of 04:55, 6 October 2022

Gardner is a student at the University of Alabama & a freelance professional dancer based out of Birmingham, AL.

What I found funny recently:

Honestly? You.

Possible Story Humor:

Bates' House of Turkey labels their bathroom "hens" and "roosters." I walked into the "hens" bathroom and there was a old guy in there who told me I was in the wrong bathroom. When he walked out, I heard a whole lot of laughter. When I walked out, people at the restaurant said, "so sorry, we tried to tell him..."

Here's a Keaton screenshot:

A True Statement :)