User:Gardner

Gardner is a student at the University of Alabama & a freelance professional dancer based in Birmingham, AL.

What I found funny recently:

Yesterday my ballet teacher, stopped the entire class to tell everyone that I was a good dancer -- because of him. What am I supposed to say to that? ....thanks?....But, I mean, can you fault him? He's a great teacher and he knows it. However, I still find it funny that if anyone else had said that, I would have slapped them in the face. This man, however, can get away with just about anything. He then told us that he was angry at the University for not giving him an accompanimist (even though he yelled at the last one) but that "it's okay, I have contract. I can say anything." And he can. He's literally our professor on earth.

Here's a Keaton screenshot:

A True Statement :)