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| − | + | Sam is a student at the University of Alabama, and he grew up in Knoxville, TN. | |
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| + | ==== What I found funny recently ==== | ||
| + | I saw a joke the other day, and it goes like this. | ||
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| + | A preacher was giving an inspiring sermon about leaving one's mark on the world, and the entire congregation was intently listening to him. To engage the parishioners, he points to three men standing in the front row, and asks them: | ||
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| + | "When people are standing over your coffin, what do you want them to say about you?" | ||
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| + | The first man responded, | ||
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| + | "That I was a compassionate family man who stood up for what I believed in." | ||
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| + | The second responded similarly, saying | ||
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| + | "That I was an accomplished father and husband who did things the right way." | ||
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| + | The third man thought for a second and responded, | ||
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| + | "I want them to point and say, 'Look! I think he's moving!'" | ||
Revision as of 22:35, 15 September 2022
Sam is a student at the University of Alabama, and he grew up in Knoxville, TN.
What I found funny recently
I saw a joke the other day, and it goes like this.
A preacher was giving an inspiring sermon about leaving one's mark on the world, and the entire congregation was intently listening to him. To engage the parishioners, he points to three men standing in the front row, and asks them:
"When people are standing over your coffin, what do you want them to say about you?"
The first man responded,
"That I was a compassionate family man who stood up for what I believed in."
The second responded similarly, saying
"That I was an accomplished father and husband who did things the right way."
The third man thought for a second and responded,
"I want them to point and say, 'Look! I think he's moving!'"
